“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night” Steve Martin

“Happiness is like having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city” George Burns

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes” Jim Carrey

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now realise I should have been more specific” Lily Tomlin

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full” Henry A Kissinger

“A successful man is one that makes more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man” Lana Turner